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Wokeness, CRT, and DEI — A Primer for White People

That Time Jimmy Carter Took a Dive Into a Nuclear Bog

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Psalm of Vampires: Chapter 19

And Just Like That, the Price of Eggs Rose and Democracy Fell

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Peace on Earth

Breaking... Trump Announces Plan To Invade Antarctica

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I Often Lose Subscribers When I Post

Today’s New York Times Hit Piece on Kamala Harris Was Extraordinary Even for Them

Ruminato: The Drones Edition

Have Atheists Set the Standard for Morality?

Are You Ready for the Orca War?

Psalm of Vampires Chapter 18

Will The Claims Adjuster Kill Privatized Healthcare, Too?

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So You Say You Want a Revolution

Medicare’s Open Enrollment Feels More Like Open Season on My Brain

Quantum Blues

How Can Biden End the Musk Presidency?

Born a Savage

Happy Thanksgiving to My American Friends

Psalm of Vampires: Chapter Seventeen

The Trump Psychosis That Is Us

Thirty Minutes

Psalm of Vampires: Chapter Sixteen

Gorzon the Magnificent

Meanwhile, in Texas...

America's long IV Drip of Stupid

Psalm of Vampires: Chapter 15

That Time I Watched Myself Become Part of a Minority While in the ICU

Welcome to United States of Misogyny

The Story Where His Lordship Drops a Jesus Bomb and Discovers Kamala

Vampires Don't Believe in Sales

What if the Unthinkable Happens?

Last Night at Madison Square Garden

Is God a Transexual?

Psalm of Vampires: Chapter 14

Will Someone Tell Him to PLEASE Stop Sending So Many Newsletters?

Psalm of Vampires: Chapter 13

Hi, Fellas. Today, We’re Going To Talk About Rape

Psalm of Vampires: Chapter Twelve

Will Artificial Intelligence Lead to a New Species of Humans?

Psalm of Vampires: Chapter Eleven

Psalm of Vampires: Chapter Ten

Hillary Was Right All Along

Psalm of Vampires: Chapter 9

Real Men Are Voting for Kamala: A Letter to Men

The Ultimate Guide to Trader Joe's Dating

Was Emmet Bolo the World’s Greatest Historian, or its Greatest Con Man?

Psalm of Vampires, Chapter 8

Don't Be Haitian

Fact Checkers Gone Wild

And So It Begins: My Road to the White House

The Rise of the AI Reich

Has MagicLand Hit the Amazon Version of the Budget Book Table?

Coach Walz's Knockout Punch Was Worth the Wait

Are You Ready for an American Bhopal?

What if World War Three Is Here and Nobody Told Us?

An American President Is Supposed To Handle Crises, Not Be One

Psalm of Vampires, Chapter Seven

Joe Biden Just Did a Very Smart Thing (Again)

No Colonoscopies From You, White Boy

Meet Stephen Miller — the Last Man Standing

Déjà Vu

Why Every Small Rural Town in America Is Marienthal

Proof That Elon Musk Is a Threat to Democracy

And Now, My Trump Brethren, Open Your Bibles To Proverbs 29

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How the Hell Is Kamala Gonna Pay for All This Shit?

Psalm of Vampires Chapter Six

The Day the World Got Woke

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The New York Times Softens the Knockout Blow to Trump

Scientist Confirms That the Trump Cult Is an Alien Invasion

Cat Jesus and the Holy Lawn Dart

How Democrats Can Win Rural Voters

Gun Control, Georgia Style

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Elon Musk and His Guerrilla Communications War

The Real Reason Behind the Myth of White Supremacy

Are You Ready for the Trump A.I. Nightmare?

The Federalist Society’s War Against Americans

The Forgotten Women of Christ

How To Buy MagicLand if You Don’t Like Buying From Amazon

Girl Scout Time Machine

That Time I Learned the First Woman I Fell in Love With Ended Her Own Life

Your Food Is Too Expensive, and It’s My Fault

Why You Should Be Afraid of Jackfruit

Florida is Dying

Why Andor Is the Best Science Fiction TV Show Ever Made

The Story of the Ladybug and the Cockroach

Psalm of Vampires Chapter Five

Psalm of Vampires Chapter Four

Psalm of Vampires, Chapter Three

Psalm of Vampires, Chapter Two

Psalm of Vampires

Trump's Mar-a-Lago Press Conference in One Infographic

Netflix’s Rebel Moon: Do You Mind If I Borrow This?

What the Heck Is a Bangladesh? Plus, a word about Tim Walz

Tim Walz Is Kamala's VP Choice

What Happens When AI Takes Over Our Brains?

Trump’s Attempt To Remove Kamala’s Blackness Should Be His Waterloo

Should Joe Biden Resign and Let Kamala Take Over?

Psalm of Vampires — Chapter 1: White Violin

Princess Time Slut Visits Costco

The Return of PeeWee Secaucus

The War Dogs of Lamar

The Cesspool Mermaid

Mary Catches Fire for Free

The Box

Trump Headline Corrector - February-April 2024

There’s an App for That

Where Is MagicLand?

The Graft Queen

The MagicLand Chronicles

The Fires of Easterly

Triage

Trump Headline Corrector - January 2024

The Neighbors Beyond the Yard

Breakfast with a Vampire

Welcome to Your New Worlds