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Nancy Santos's avatar

“unexpected orange skin and/or hair, dementia, pathological lying, erectile dysfunction, anal bleeding, fecal incontinence,”

That’s unfortunate. I was looking forward to a TelecopicEye, but not if it’s going to turn me into the president. 🤣

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Charles Bastille's avatar

For an extra $300,000, we can add a special module for you that doesn’t turn you into an orange maggot.

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