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April 2025

Meet Stephen Miller's Boss: Susie Wiles
The president's chief of staff is the mastermind behind the nation's first troll presidency
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Is Satire Possible During the AI Presidency 🤡?
Between $Trump Crypto invites and makeup studios in the Pentagon, satire is now fact
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The Saga Continues — Will You Be the Next To Disappear?
A report from Syracuse, New York demonstrates the kind of country we are becoming right in front of our eyes
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April Promos
My tiny personal anti-AI campaign may not be going well
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The Lusty Spycraft of Betsy Ross
A free excerpt from my novel, Restive Souls
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The Church of Satan is Alive and Well in the Trump Regime
This Easter, let's name names
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Exclusive but Possibly Satirical Transcript of Friday Oval Office Status Meeting
I might claim this as satire, but it probably is not
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Songs of Narragansett: The Black Liberation of Newport: Part One
A small band of untrained soldiers helps the British win the American Colonial Rebellion
[UPDATE] Will You Be the Next To Disappear?
The man whose crime was wearing a Chicago Bulls hat "will never live in the United States again,” according to the mad king's press secretary
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Here's Why Young People Aren't Reading Your Substack
Cliff's Notes: They can't read
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Will You Be the Next To Disappear?
Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia’s only crime was wearing a Chicago Bulls hat
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The Death of Charlie Hollywood
My name is Charlie Hollywood. Before the First Eradication, I was a crypto gamer and financier. It’s all gone, now. All of it.
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Letters from Mr. Fulbright, April 6, 2025
A demonic perspective on the mad king
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The Fifty Planets of the Broken Messiah
Questions from a distant world
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The AI Presidency and Tariffs
When AI is used to set tariffs, silly things happen
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A Progress Report on the Destruction of America
Project 2025 is well on its way to completion
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March 2025

The House of Nadab
Welcome to our house, where you choose how to die
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Netflix's"SignalGate" Is Getting Terrible Reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB
"Implausible" says Hollywood Reporter, "The screenwriters should never work again."
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BREAKING: Ruminato Interviews Usha Vance, Commander of the Dog Sled Brigade
On the eve of the invasion of Greenland, I had a rare opportunity to interview the field commander of the invasion force
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Trump 2.0 Is Using Blackmail To Wipe Out DEI
And as usual, there's a snake who's been lying in wait to help carry out the plan
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The Futurists
Some say magic began to appear before Old Earth fell
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Chuck Schumer: Delete All Libraries and Museums!
Today, the regime is dismantling the Institute of Museum and Library Services, and Chuck Schumer helped them.
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